1) You must always have your Froth Daddy/Froth mummy's back. No exceptions.

2) When your Froth Daddy/Froth mummy's partner inquires about his/hers whereabouts you know nothing, always.

3) You are only obligated to wingman for one Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy per social event, after that the Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy is on theirown.

4) When a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy designates you as their wingman, you may not fail them. This is the most important role a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy may play for a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy, and may not be violated or debauched.

5) You must always do whatever is in your power to stop a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy from ruining themself with a prospective man/girl. Unless the Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy is able to stand up, look you in the eye, and articulate that he is to a decent extent sober. Then you are absolved of any responsibility.

6) When a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy pays for all the alcohol for an occasion them self, this must be made known to all present and made out to be the greatest feat ever observed in human history. A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy may skip out on kicking in for beer if he has done this recently.

7) A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy must always respect another Froth Daddy/Froth mummy's car, house, and above all parents.

8) Love thy father and mother. A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy will do whatever is in their power to honour thy father and mother

9) When a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy is showing their Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy their new ride, they are always required to open the hood and showcase the contents. All Froth Daddy/Froth mummy's present are required to admire the content, even if they know nothing about cars.

10) When a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy asks a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy what they thinks of their partner or date, a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy is always required to give an honest answer.

11) A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy will never ever leave their Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy without a ride. A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy may never be allowed to walk alone more than 500 metres.

12) A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy will never ask for gas money for a ride unless they are truly hard up, or the ride exceeds the distance of 80kilometres.

13) When gas money for a ride is offered, it may be accepted. Use your own Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy judgment to determine if you should accept.

14) A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy shall never make another Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy feel embarrassed among others who are not a Froth Daddy or a Froth Mummy.

15) If a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy is terrible at sports, excuses may be made, no matter how bad they are. Good Froth Daddy/Froth mummy's will start to play worse so that their Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy doesn't look so bad.

16) A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy will never make another Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy look bad in front of a prospective girlfriend. The wingman should swiftly punish any such attempts. Afterwards the Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy who infringed upon this rule may be confronted by the whole circle of Froth Daddy/Froth mummy's.

17) A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy will always ask around before taking the last of anything. If a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy should ask you if its alright, unless the need is great or direct ownership is applied, you will let him have it. Common courtesy and the Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy code go hand in hand.

18) A citizen may be included in the Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy code if she has proven herself worthy via general Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy concession.

19) A citizen may never be informed of the sacred rules of the Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy code. A citizen may be treated as a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy but never told of the rules. When reprimanding a citizen for an infringement of the Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy code, say "its just common courtesy."

20) A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy will never let another Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy drive drunk. Space must always be found or made for a drunk Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy who needs to leave. If necessary, the theft of ones phone and keys shall be done for their own good.

21) A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy will never allow another Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy to drunk dial or text a person they like. No exceptions to this rule. When a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy is truly intoxicated and their friend calls, the phone will be confiscated until a sober state of mind is achieved.

22) If a Froth Daddy/Froth mummy's partner calls you and asks about a Froth Daddy/Froth mummy's actions the previous night, unless it was illegal or ill, the Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy must answer, "I would like to tell you, but, you see, I cant…".

23) You will always forgive a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy, no matter how obscene.

24) A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy should always be allowed to make amends for their actions.

25) A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy will always give their Froth Daddy/Froth mummy's partner a ride to wherever, so long as restitutions are made for the action.

26) A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy will never take another Froth Daddy/Froth mummy's life.

27) A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy will always do their best to help another Froth Daddy/Froth mummy's self-esteem. The Alpha-Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy should always be handing out the wisdom and power of their skill. A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy will always recognize the master Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy of the group.

28) A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy should never ever under any circumstances maliciously hurt another A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy.

29) A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy should never under any circumstances discriminate a citizen or a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy on any bases. Sex, religion, sexual orientation, ethnicity, citizenship, height, weight etc..

30) A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy will always take care of a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy who is blacked out, throwing up, and in case a parent or partner call. If a Froth Daddy/Froth mummy's parents demand he comes home immediately, one will immediately allow him to use a shower and whatever else is necessary to make sure a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy receives no enemy fire on the home front.

31) A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy will always tell a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy what he did when he was blacked out. No matter how bad.

32) A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy must always maintain a safe physical distance from a Froth Daddy/Froth mummy's partner, especially when intoxicated. Physical contact may only be made with a Froth Daddy/Froth mummy's partner, when saying good bye. No exceptions.

33) A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy will always do their best to stop a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy from getting tattoos. A Froth Daddy/Froth mummy's skin is the largest organ he has and the second most important. Especially if the tattoo is of a non-married partner.

34) When a promise is made, it shall be kept. And under no circumstances shall it be broken.

35) The way of the Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy is sacred, cherish it like a sect or cult. The Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy life is like being in Jedi training camp. You must always show your Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy love and be joyous when Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy love is shown to you.

36) Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy romance is allowed but only among your tightest Froth Daddy/Froth mummy's. Never take your Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy romance too far. And if anyone should remark negatively upon your Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy romance. An immediate rebuke should ensue. Should a female comment negatively upon the Froth Daddy romance, kindly explain to her that she will never know love from a human such as you and your Froth Daddy share. Let her know what a privilege it is to be a mere witness to the romance.

37) The fist bump is a Froth Daddy/Froth mummy's greatest weapon aside from the Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy code itself. It should be used to show support, acceptance, pride, and it is an all-around green light for an action that was committed. Use the fist bump often, and show constant appreciation for your Froth Daddy/Froth mummy's jokes and skills with it.

38) Corollary to rule 37, the denial of a Froth Daddy/Froth mummy's fist bump is a terribly powerful slap in the face. To deny a fist bump is no light thing, and should only be done when there is very great disapproval of an action.

39) Never refer to a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy by their last name, this is a sign of disrespect. Always refer to a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy by their name, nickname, or any standard Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy word.

40) Standard Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy names include but are not limited to; Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy, dude, man, and anything with Froth in it. (example: Froth Papa.)

41) Always respect a Froth Daddy/Froth mummy's viewpoints about anything from politics to cars to religion. You can wholeheartedly disagree with a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy if their view is in conflict with the teachings of Jesus Christ. Nonetheless, you should still respect the other parties opinion.

42) A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy should always treat for food when a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy is broke. Signs that a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy is broke are phrases like, "Id rather eat at home", "Im not hungry", "I just ate", and finally "Im trying to save money so Ill eat at home."

43) Similar to rule 42, when discussing the purchase of party beverages, if a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy declines to offer money. The other Froth Daddy/Froth mummy's should cover for him. No Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy should be denied thirst quenching goodness just because its a tight week or month.

44) A good Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy will always encourage their Froth Daddy/Froth mummy's to be an Alpha-Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy when it comes to talking to the opposite sex. If necessary demonstrations of your prowess may be made to give your Froth Daddy/Froth mummy's something to work with.

45) A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy should always hold their alcohol consumption.

46) A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy must give a proper birthday message on Facebook for another Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy. Just saying "HB name" is unacceptable. Where applicable the Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy TITLE must be included in the post.

47) Under no circumstances should a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy ever be hit in the genitals for any reason. EVER!

48) You should only ever make fun of a Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy for minor things that dont affect their physical attributes. Example, dam man you got really goofy shoes. The exception is for something that doesn't exist, example; making fun of your friend for having man-boobs when he clearly doesnt.

49) A Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy must pick up the call of another Froth Daddy/Froth Mummy no matter the time of day. 3am calls must be answered.

50) A follower of Jesus Christ is automatically ordained with the title Froth Daddy or Froth Mummy. AUTOMATICALLY!